Newly married couple on their wedding night. After a meal, they go up to bed. Not long after, the man.........

comes down with his fishing tackle. Out he goes and returns as the sun is coming up. 'Odd', thinks the hotel porter and forgets it. The following night, after dinner, the man goes out again with his fishing tackle and is gone all night. This happens every night for a week. Finally, the porter can not keep his silence any longer. That night, as the man is going out, the porter calls him over. 'Excuse me mate', he says, 'but you're on your honeymoon. You're supposed to up there, in bed with your new wife, banging away like it's going out of fashion'. 'Can't do that', says the man, 'she's got gonorrhoea'. 'Oh, bloody hell', says the porter, 'how about sticking it up her rear end then?' 'Can't do that', says the man, 'she's got diarrhea'. 'Oh bloody hell', says the porter, 'well how about sticking it in her mouth then?' 'Can't do that, she's got pyorrhea', says the man. 'Why the hell did you marry her then?' asks the porter. 'Great source of maggots mate' says the man.